Brilliant Physicists Claim the Failure of the Super Collider May Have Been Ordained by God

Teresa Neumann : Oct 16, 2009
Andrew Thomas - The Tech Generation Daily

Two physicists speculate God—or "time agents from the future"—shut it down to keep them from discovering the God Particle.

REPORTER'S NOTE: I've come across a lot of quirky articles in publishing intriguing news, but this rates up there with the most odd of all. What is odd, is that two such brilliant scientists would publicly proclaim their hypothesis that God not only exists, but interevened in their scientific endeavors. Wow. Not only that, but the addendum—that it could have been God OR "time agents from the future"—made me wonder. If these men were schooled in the divine supernatural, they may actually have a different name for these so called "time agents from the future": Angels. -Teresa Neumann

Physicists Holger Bech Nielsen of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen and Masao Ninomiya from the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto have published a paper called The Search for Effect of Influence From Future in Large Hadron Collider, in which they claim that the world's largest particle accelerator failed one week after being switched on by either "divine intevention" or "time agents from the future."

According to a report in The Tech Generation Daily—as well as the New York Times and The Telegraph UK—they also contend that "the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather." (Photo: TG Daily)

As noted in the New York Times article, the collider was built by CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, "to accelerate protons to energies of seven trillion electron volts around an 18-mile underground racetrack and then crash them together into primordial fireballs." CERN is the organization that made news last week when one of its scientists was arrested on charges of terrorism.

Nielson and Ninomiya also reportedly speculated that God may have shut it down to keep them from discovering the "God Particle." Said Nielson: "It must be our prediction that all Higgs producing machines shall have bad luck. [God] rather hates Higgs particles, and attempts to avoid them."

Nielson is reportedly known in physics as one of the founders of string theory and a deep and original thinker. As Niels Bohr, Dr. Nielsen's late countryman and one of the founders of quantum theory, once told a colleague: "We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."